I guarantee you the only other times I have said this the day after St Patricks Day, I was still living in New Orleans:
It's quite warm today.
The time-and-temperature sign outside the car dealership says 82 degrees. I need a cold drink.
Christmas in July in March:
Laird's bonded applejack,
St Germain elderflower liqueur,
shaken with and poured over a large chunk (the size of two ice cubes I guess) of frozen unsweetened cranberry juice,
with rhubarb bitters and orange bitters.