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Grapefruit Bitters - the simplest bitters to make at home because you can get everything except one optional ingredient at the supermarket.

1 empty 750ml bottle
1 large grapefruit
black tea
cinnamon chunks or 1 cinnamon stick
whole allspice
gentian (optional)

Juice the grapefruit. Drink the juice. Cut the juiced grapefruit - rind, pith, bits of pulp, and all, though feel free to get rid of any seeds - into small pieces and stuff them into the 750ml bottle.

Add loose black tea (about enough for two cups of tea, I'd say) to the bottle, along with a stick's worth of cinnamon and a pinch of whole allspice. If you have gentian, add a pinch of it to help round out the bitterness.

Add vodka until everything is covered. 100 proof vodka is better than 80.

Let it sit for a couple weeks, maybe a month, shaking the bottle from time to time. Because everything will expand in the bottle, you'll lose some vodka, but the bottle is also practically self-straining -- just pour it from the big bottle into something smaller, and almost all the solids will remain in the bottle.

A drink to make with your grapefruit bitters:

1 oz grapefruit bitters
1 oz St Germain elderflower liqueur
1 oz Ugli fruit juice (sub orange or grapefruit juice)
3/4 oz lemon juice
1/2 oz rye

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