The bagels gave me such trouble this time. I don't even want to talk about it. Stupid freaking dickhead bagels. You can't tell the bottom of this one is missing its crust as a result of sticking to the pan, so dinner is salvaged.
Garlic rye bagel with sesame seeds (the garlic is minced up in the dough), cream cheese, smoked trout, dill pollen, green onion, crispy smoked trout skin.
You're an asshole, bagel!